How to Become a Pastafarian (Step 2)

Learn the basic beliefs of Pastafarianism. So you’ve just become a Pastafarian by willing yourself to be one? Great! Now’s the perfect time to learn what you’ve just signed on for. The following are some of the fundamental pillars that make up the beliefs of the Pastafarian religion — however, you don’t have to literally believe in them to be a member:[2]

  • The supreme deity is known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). He is an invisible, omnipotent presence that takes the form of a giant clump of spaghetti with two meatballs and eyes. He created the entire universe in four days, then rested for three.
  • Pirates are considered holy beings. According the religion, pirates help fight global warming and protect against natural disasters. Every Pastafarian should strive towards pirate-hood.
  • Pastafarian heaven is a land of “beer volcanoes and stripper factories.”

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